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Currant Affairs seal

Currant Affairs is the penultimate story level in Victoria's Laboratory.


Victoria’s infernal and mysterious brainwave machine has been hijacked into making meanies. There’s only one thing for it: Send in the cavalry! And that’s you, because there aren’t any horses left. Just don’t get too touchy-feely with the electricity, it’s not good with Sackpeople. Ready? Charge!


At the beginning of Currant Affairs, you must dodge platforms with moving electricity. Then you must jump past electric balls. You must keep dodging such things until you finally reach Victoria's brainwave machine. it will make meanies every couple of seconds, so you must jump on their brains to reach the other side, and finally unplug it.



  • Flaskboy Headpiece 4
  • Sack-in-a-Clock Skin


  • Rodent Skeleton
  • Black Dribble 3
  • Stag Head
  • Skull Jawbone
  • Moth
  • Stag Beetle
  • Anatomical Head
  • Victorian Girl Body
  • Black Dribble 5
  • Millipede
  • Column Skirt
  • Black Dribble 1
  • Stag Antler
  • Mutant Thing
  • French Horn
  • Stem Motif
  • Victorian Top Hat
  • Black Dribble 2
  • Stag Body
  • Victorian Girl Head
  • Damage - Hole
  • Steampunk City Silhouette
  • Tea Logo
  • Red Admiral Wing
  • Grasping Hand
  • Male Bust
  • Black Dribble 4
  • Skull Upper
  • Gorilla


  • Doily Trim
  • Sackbot Head
  • Sackbot Arm
  • Valve Wheel
  • Sackbot Leg


  • Dark Brass
  • White Ceramic Tiles
  • Copper Bevel
  • Wrought Iron Fence
  • Shiny Squares & Diamonds


  • Teacup
  • Purse
  • Bobbin
  • Antique Tube Light

Level Complete Gifts

  • 'Horror Stinger'
  • Dark Beaten Copper
  • Sack-in-a-Clock Trousers

Collected All Gifts

  • 'Elevate This'
  • Meter Needle

Aced Level Gifts

  • Boxing Gloves
  • Boxer Headgear


  • The name of this level is a pun based on the fact that it features a lot of electrical hazards.
  • For some reason, "current" is spelled with an "a" at the end instead of an "e". "Currant" is actually a very different word in the English dictionary.
    • Probably because currants are found on cakes.

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